I just went up to retrieve the paper I printed from my printer and I almost said thank you to my printer but then I remembered it was a printer and that that wouldn’t be appropriate because printers don’t have feelings
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I keep getting really mad at people and then they get all butthurt and I’m like, “It’s your fault you thought it was okay to talk to me.”
Dear God thank you for letting me be on Emma’s good side father son holy spirit amen
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